1 00:00:05,240 --> 00:00:06,360 SHE LAUGHS 2 00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:08,320 Is that a sourdough loaf? 3 00:00:08,320 --> 00:00:10,120 GASPS Oh, my God, 4 00:00:10,120 --> 00:00:11,920 it's finally happening! 5 00:00:13,160 --> 00:00:14,600 Wow! 6 00:00:14,600 --> 00:00:16,360 Look at this. Hey. How's it going? 7 00:00:16,360 --> 00:00:17,960 It's so Nordic. 8 00:00:17,960 --> 00:00:19,880 I love all the pine. 9 00:00:19,880 --> 00:00:23,840 Mm. This smells exactly how I imagine Finland feels. 10 00:00:23,840 --> 00:00:25,680 Are you the same Vantablack as the one in Chiswick? 11 00:00:25,680 --> 00:00:27,280 Yep. That's us. Fantastic. 12 00:00:27,280 --> 00:00:28,800 We were on the same street. 13 00:00:28,800 --> 00:00:31,280 You might remember Hygge Tygge. 14 00:00:31,280 --> 00:00:32,480 Oh, yeah, is that the gift shop? 15 00:00:32,480 --> 00:00:34,080 It was a lifestyle concept shop. Store. 16 00:00:34,080 --> 00:00:36,880 But, er, yeah, I guess it was my gift to Chiswick High Road. 17 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:40,720 God, it's so great to have a kindred spirit in the locale. 18 00:00:40,720 --> 00:00:42,600 You know, I would be happy 19 00:00:42,600 --> 00:00:44,920 to give Vantablack a pump on the socials if you like? 20 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:48,760 I, um, run this little thang called Senuous? 21 00:00:48,760 --> 00:00:50,880 Cool. Love a local blog, yeah. 22 00:00:50,880 --> 00:00:52,040 It's not a local blog. 23 00:00:52,040 --> 00:00:53,600 Do you want a coffee? Oh! 24 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:55,680 Gratis, as a thank you. 25 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:59,320 I'm supposed to be fasting till 11:00, but, um... 26 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:00,880 ..rules are made to be broken. 27 00:01:00,880 --> 00:01:01,960 Thank you! 28 00:01:01,960 --> 00:01:05,640 Also, can I just say? Big up to a fellow girl-boss. 29 00:01:05,640 --> 00:01:07,720 Yeah. Who runs the world, right? 30 00:01:08,640 --> 00:01:10,960 Jeff Bezos? I was going to say girls. 31 00:01:10,960 --> 00:01:12,160 Yeah...! 32 00:01:12,160 --> 00:01:13,200 Of course. 33 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:14,720 No, I love a bit of J-Lo. 34 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:16,040 There you go. 35 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:18,160 Oh, wow! 36 00:01:18,160 --> 00:01:19,520 Is that a vulva? It's a coffee bean. 37 00:01:19,520 --> 00:01:20,880 It's a coffee bean. I love it. 38 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:22,160 Yeah! 39 00:01:27,280 --> 00:01:28,920 I should've got a straw... 40 00:01:32,280 --> 00:01:34,560 Aww, hello. Who's this? 41 00:01:34,560 --> 00:01:36,000 Aww, this is Bobby, 42 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:37,480 my new fur baby. Bobby! 43 00:01:37,480 --> 00:01:40,920 I was feeling a bit lonely so I went out and got meself a wolf. 44 00:01:40,920 --> 00:01:42,920 I mean, I would've started with a Jack Russell 45 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:44,880 or something a bit smaller, like a hamster. 46 00:01:44,880 --> 00:01:46,680 Well, guys... 47 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:48,480 She came. She saw. 48 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:49,840 She gentrified. 49 00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:53,120 SoHa just got its first decent coffee shop. 50 00:01:53,120 --> 00:01:55,280 What about Ron's Coffee Counter? 51 00:01:55,280 --> 00:01:57,440 He thought a cortado was a make of car, Fi. 52 00:01:57,440 --> 00:02:01,400 No. Vantablack Coffee is a real boon for SoHa. 53 00:02:01,400 --> 00:02:03,600 I'm just amazed it's happened so quickly. 54 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:06,480 As I always said, "If the Amanda can't go to the coffee, 55 00:02:06,480 --> 00:02:08,480 "the coffee must come to the Amanda." 56 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:12,440 So modest. Yeah. It's quite funny though, yeah?! 57 00:02:12,440 --> 00:02:13,760 Bobby, no! No, Bobby! 58 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:15,000 Oh! Sorry, sorry! 59 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,200 You've got a fan there, Amanda. 60 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:18,520 Who's this? Oh, this is Bobby! 61 00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:20,000 Ahh! In't he the cutest? 62 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:21,160 Ahh, he's lovely! 63 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:23,120 He slept next to me all night last night. 64 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:24,160 Farting away. 65 00:02:24,160 --> 00:02:25,880 Made me realise how much I miss Della. 66 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:27,560 Aww. Oh! 67 00:02:27,560 --> 00:02:29,120 Ah! Oh... Oh. 68 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:30,760 Actually, no, thank you, Bobby. 69 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:33,320 C'mon, Bobby - where's your ball? Bobby! Where's your ball? 70 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:35,280 Er, I think he's found his balls, Fi. 71 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:36,960 No... That's horrid. 72 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:38,440 Mate! Oi! 73 00:02:38,440 --> 00:02:39,960 What you doing?! Mate! 74 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:41,760 You can't just drive on here! 75 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:44,440 What are you doing? Are you serious? What?! Oh, my God. 76 00:02:44,440 --> 00:02:45,800 Who does that? 77 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:48,240 Mummy. All right, Felicity! 78 00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:49,360 What are you doing here? 79 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:52,320 Can't a doting grandmother come to cheer on her little bear? 80 00:02:52,320 --> 00:02:54,000 Go, Georgie! 81 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,600 Right. Anyone for brunch? 82 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:57,840 No can do, I'm afraid, Mummy. 83 00:02:57,840 --> 00:03:00,040 I'm doing a bit of pro-bono for Vantablack. 84 00:03:00,040 --> 00:03:02,480 Promised I'd pop in later and do some shots for the 'gram. 85 00:03:02,480 --> 00:03:05,080 You can come with if you like, Mummy, but I will be working. 86 00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:07,560 That's very noble of you, Mands, helping out a local business. 87 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:11,640 Well, I just think Harlesden is crying out for a community hub. 88 00:03:11,640 --> 00:03:14,840 I tell you what it's not crying out for is a �5 bloody croissant. 89 00:03:14,840 --> 00:03:17,800 "Quoi-sannn" - and you're paying for the quality. 90 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:20,160 If you want a bog-standard pastry, there's always Greggs. 91 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:23,080 Babe, if you come for Greggs, you come for me. 92 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:24,880 I am not coming for Greggs. 93 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:27,280 OK, well, I'm just saying you don't have to remortgage your flat 94 00:03:27,280 --> 00:03:28,600 for a coffee, so... 95 00:03:28,600 --> 00:03:31,040 Please don't make this a class war, Abigail. 96 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:33,160 There's a place in SoHa for everyone. 97 00:03:33,160 --> 00:03:35,680 I'll go to Vantablacks, you can go to Greggs. 98 00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:36,720 OK. 99 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:39,720 Who is this man Gregg and why is everyone still talking about him? 100 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:42,080 Anyway - Fi, Mal, brunch? 101 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:44,600 I'd love to, I've got to go and look at some sheds. Ugh! 102 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:47,120 Tell me you're middle-aged without telling me you're middle-aged. 103 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:48,480 No - Ned's outgrown his bunk 104 00:03:48,480 --> 00:03:50,560 and the double bed's taken up his entire room, 105 00:03:50,560 --> 00:03:52,880 so I thought we'd build the shed together over half term, 106 00:03:52,880 --> 00:03:54,200 to give him some more space. 107 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:56,720 And where exactly is this shed going to go? 108 00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:58,000 The end of my garden. 109 00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:59,120 My garden. 110 00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:00,880 No, I'm pretty sure it's my garden. 111 00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:03,040 That's why they call it a garden flat. 112 00:04:03,040 --> 00:04:04,760 No, they call it a garden flat 113 00:04:04,760 --> 00:04:07,280 because people are too polite to say you live in my cellar. 114 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:09,560 Um, I'm trying to get rid of an old summer house. 115 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:12,360 You can have it for nothing if you can be bothered to take it apart. 116 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:13,680 Ohh! Oh, happy days, yeah. 117 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:14,840 Absolutely. Cheers. 118 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:16,520 Well, let's make a plan after coffee. 119 00:04:16,520 --> 00:04:17,800 Nobody leave without me. 120 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:18,920 Sounds great. 121 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:20,080 I'll give you a hand, if you like. 122 00:04:20,080 --> 00:04:21,800 Since when have you been into DIY? 123 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:25,480 Oh, well, it'd be nice to have some father-son-stepfather bonding time. 124 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:27,480 And, y'know, I can learn from the master. 125 00:04:27,480 --> 00:04:28,640 HE CHUCKLES 126 00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:30,360 There's a bottle cap over there. Oh, leave off. 127 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:32,520 Bottle cap. Yeah - and that. So unfair. 128 00:04:32,520 --> 00:04:34,600 Yeah, well, if you can't do the time, don't do the crime. 129 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:35,880 What's going on? 130 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:37,400 I suppose you've all heard about Anus-gate? 131 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:39,400 What? I got a phone call from the school... 132 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:42,200 Yes? ..to say that they caught Darius sending pictures 133 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:44,400 of his bumhole on Snapchat. 134 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:46,760 Oh! GASPS 135 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:47,800 Gross. 136 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:49,520 It's only a photo of my clenched fist! 137 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:52,080 Yes! Which looks remarkably like your chocolate starfish. 138 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:54,440 You know, this could very easily have gone viral. 139 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:56,720 So, I've taken things into my own hands. 140 00:04:56,720 --> 00:04:57,920 Have a look, 141 00:04:57,920 --> 00:05:00,280 and feel free to share the results with your teens. 142 00:05:00,280 --> 00:05:04,000 "Please repost to show my eejit son how fast things spread online." 143 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:06,160 Please don't tell me you've posted that. 144 00:05:06,160 --> 00:05:07,440 Yes, I have - I posted it this morning, 145 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:09,360 and I've already gotten 140 shares. 146 00:05:09,360 --> 00:05:10,560 That's even more embarrassing 147 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:12,280 than posting a picture of my actual bumhole. 148 00:05:12,280 --> 00:05:13,400 Yeah, well. 149 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:15,640 Maybe you'll think twice now about sending another picture. 150 00:05:15,640 --> 00:05:17,240 JJ: Oh, yeah! 151 00:05:17,240 --> 00:05:19,520 Yeah, it does look like an anus! LAUGHTER 152 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:21,800 AMANDA: Oh, gosh. Anne, I'm so sorry. 153 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:23,160 Get that lid. 154 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:32,080 What have you seen? 155 00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:34,320 Nothing, Mummy. I'm posing for the camera. 156 00:05:34,320 --> 00:05:35,920 CAMERA SHUTTER Did you get it? 157 00:05:35,920 --> 00:05:37,000 Yep. OK, right. 158 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:38,080 I'm going to do one with this 159 00:05:38,080 --> 00:05:39,840 and swap seats for a different background. 160 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:42,680 Keep the camera up, Manus. 161 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:48,560 So you post a picture of yourself eating cakes, 162 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:50,000 and that's a job? 163 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:52,760 No, I'm going to edit it together into a montage, 164 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:55,800 under the hashtag "Let SoHa eat cake". 165 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:57,640 Vive la revolution. 166 00:05:57,640 --> 00:05:59,960 Can I have some of these if you're not going to eat them? 167 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:01,520 No, Manus. We're going to the dentist at two. 168 00:06:01,520 --> 00:06:02,800 Actually we need to bust a move. 169 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:04,360 Oh, so soon? Shall I come with? 170 00:06:04,360 --> 00:06:07,480 Mummy, we're going to the dentist! Just stay and enjoy your coffee. 171 00:06:07,480 --> 00:06:11,440 OK, so we have a latte for Felicity, 172 00:06:11,440 --> 00:06:14,720 and a turmeric and ginger power shot to go. Thank you! 173 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:16,160 Mmm. 174 00:06:16,160 --> 00:06:17,200 Hoh! 175 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:19,200 HUSKILY: Ellie, babe - these cakes are going to look amazing 176 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:20,320 on the socials. 177 00:06:20,320 --> 00:06:24,440 I'll pop in later to give you a sneaky peak before it goes viral. 178 00:06:24,440 --> 00:06:25,480 WHISPERING: Amanda! 179 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:28,520 It's a coffee bean, Mummy. 180 00:06:28,520 --> 00:06:29,640 Just give it a stir. 181 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:31,000 Right, Manus, let's ride! 182 00:06:35,880 --> 00:06:37,160 Do you do wine? 183 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:41,560 March 2022. 184 00:06:41,560 --> 00:06:42,680 Bin it. 185 00:06:42,680 --> 00:06:44,800 Ugh. It's bad enough that I'm grounded - 186 00:06:44,800 --> 00:06:46,360 now you're making me do this? 187 00:06:46,360 --> 00:06:48,760 I'm sorry but you're getting no sympathy from me, Darius. 188 00:06:48,760 --> 00:06:50,040 If you hadn't... Ah, Jesus! 189 00:06:50,040 --> 00:06:51,640 A mouse has gotten into me pankos. 190 00:06:51,640 --> 00:06:53,640 I only showed the picture to a couple of mates, 191 00:06:53,640 --> 00:06:55,080 and it weren't even my real bumhole. 192 00:06:55,080 --> 00:06:56,920 Yeah, well, you're going to have to learn the hard way, aren't ya? 193 00:06:56,920 --> 00:07:01,520 Pfft. Speaking of which - it's time we saw how our pot plant was going. 194 00:07:03,560 --> 00:07:05,040 Bloody hell! 195 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:06,200 Oi, oi, oi! 196 00:07:06,200 --> 00:07:08,840 All right. Watch your language. OK. 197 00:07:08,840 --> 00:07:10,280 Shit the fucking bed. 198 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:13,240 That's been retweeted 40,000 times. 199 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:15,800 And there's 296 comments. 200 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:18,760 "How do you get your peace lily looking so healthy?" 201 00:07:18,760 --> 00:07:21,000 "Do you water it every day?" 202 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:22,960 God! 203 00:07:22,960 --> 00:07:25,240 I've never been so popular. 204 00:07:25,240 --> 00:07:27,080 I'm going to have to reply to these. 205 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:29,080 Keep going with the cleaning, Darius! 206 00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:30,560 You're still on probation. 207 00:07:31,840 --> 00:07:33,880 Right. Let's get the other door off. 208 00:07:33,880 --> 00:07:37,480 So, we go lefty-loosey, righty-tighty. 209 00:07:37,480 --> 00:07:38,840 Oh, that's good. Yeah. 210 00:07:38,840 --> 00:07:40,200 Wait, did you come up with that? 211 00:07:40,200 --> 00:07:43,000 No. My grandad taught it to my dad, and he taught it to me. 212 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:45,040 Now I'm teaching it to Ned. Oh! 213 00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:47,200 Right, so if you want to start on the left side, 214 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:49,080 me and Ned'll do the right. 215 00:07:49,080 --> 00:07:51,440 Give us a shout if you need a hand. 216 00:07:51,440 --> 00:07:53,800 I'd have killed for a shed like this when I was a teenager. 217 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:56,760 Somewhere to chill, some Magic FM, 218 00:07:56,760 --> 00:07:58,520 set up the Warhammer... 219 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:01,240 Hm! How were we married to the same woman? 220 00:08:01,240 --> 00:08:02,760 What is that? 221 00:08:02,760 --> 00:08:05,120 Oh, this? It is an impact driver. 222 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:06,520 I didn't know you were into DIY. 223 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:07,640 Oh, I'm not, really, 224 00:08:07,640 --> 00:08:11,520 but it was on sale and I can't resist a "Which?" Best Buy. 225 00:08:11,520 --> 00:08:14,080 Do you want a go? Oh, no, I'm good with the screwdriver. 226 00:08:14,080 --> 00:08:16,040 I got this kit when my grandad died. 227 00:08:16,040 --> 00:08:17,520 Right, you watching this, Ned? 228 00:08:17,520 --> 00:08:19,360 You just line this up straight with... 229 00:08:19,360 --> 00:08:20,680 WHIRRING Can't we just use JJ's drill thingy? 230 00:08:20,680 --> 00:08:21,760 It looks way quicker. 231 00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:23,200 Can't you just concentrate? 232 00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:24,280 What? 233 00:08:24,280 --> 00:08:26,560 Left side done. See? 234 00:08:26,560 --> 00:08:27,760 Wow. 235 00:08:27,760 --> 00:08:29,720 Want me to start on the inside whilst I wait? 236 00:08:29,720 --> 00:08:31,440 FELICITY: Oh, boys! 237 00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:33,080 I brought you some home-made lemonade. 238 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:34,160 Nice. 239 00:08:34,160 --> 00:08:35,400 Rather fancy! 240 00:08:35,400 --> 00:08:38,600 Thanks. Oh, it's just a little something I rustled up. 241 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:40,000 This is Sprite. 242 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:41,400 Mmm. 243 00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:43,560 Um, are you sure you want to get rid of this? 244 00:08:43,560 --> 00:08:44,800 It's in really good nick. 245 00:08:44,800 --> 00:08:46,040 Oh, no, take it. 246 00:08:46,040 --> 00:08:48,560 I just used it for the occasional soiree in the garden 247 00:08:48,560 --> 00:08:49,800 during lockdown. 248 00:08:49,800 --> 00:08:51,720 But most of my friends have sadly left us. 249 00:08:51,720 --> 00:08:53,280 Oh, no, that's awful. I'm sorry. 250 00:08:53,280 --> 00:08:54,640 No, they didn't die. 251 00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:57,320 They just moved to the Cayman Islands when Labour got in. 252 00:08:59,040 --> 00:09:00,800 Oh. WHIRRING 253 00:09:00,800 --> 00:09:03,560 Um, don't feel like you have to wait out here in the cold with us. 254 00:09:03,560 --> 00:09:05,080 No, it's fine. 255 00:09:05,080 --> 00:09:07,080 I love watching men at work. 256 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:08,800 Heads! 257 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:10,360 Oh! Whoa! 258 00:09:10,360 --> 00:09:11,760 That's the front done. 259 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:13,200 What next? 260 00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:15,680 WHIRRING 261 00:09:23,280 --> 00:09:25,440 Ellie, babe. We're out of Aesop in the loo. 262 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:27,480 Oh, cheers. Did you want another coffee? 263 00:09:27,480 --> 00:09:28,720 Yes, please. 264 00:09:28,720 --> 00:09:31,240 Although I am very tempted by your matcha. 265 00:09:31,240 --> 00:09:32,280 Matcha comin' atcha. 266 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:33,440 Oh, that's good. 267 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:35,640 You've got to put that on the chalk board, Ellie. 268 00:09:35,640 --> 00:09:37,160 PHONE VIBRATES 269 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:39,920 Oh, God, give me a break. 270 00:09:39,920 --> 00:09:41,200 That your boss? 271 00:09:41,200 --> 00:09:43,320 Oh, no. That's just the guy I collab with. 272 00:09:43,320 --> 00:09:44,520 My co-collaber. 273 00:09:44,520 --> 00:09:46,520 No, I'm a digital nomad. 274 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:50,960 To paraphrase the song - wherever I lay my laptop, that's my office. 275 00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:52,640 I'll leave you to it, then. Yeah, if you don't mind, 276 00:09:52,640 --> 00:09:54,920 cos I've actually got a huge deadline so... 277 00:09:56,200 --> 00:09:58,400 SHE SIGHS LOUDLY 278 00:10:00,840 --> 00:10:02,280 SHE CLEARS THROAT 279 00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:08,400 Oh, by the way, my, er, latest post on the cafe 280 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:10,200 got a lot of traction yesterday, 281 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:11,960 so expect a bit of a flurry. 282 00:10:11,960 --> 00:10:13,840 Great, cos we've just had these in. 283 00:10:13,840 --> 00:10:15,000 Oh, yeah? 284 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:17,080 Oh, wow! 285 00:10:17,080 --> 00:10:18,960 Hello! What's this? 286 00:10:18,960 --> 00:10:20,760 It's a "macaronut". 287 00:10:20,760 --> 00:10:22,160 A macaroni doughnut? 288 00:10:22,160 --> 00:10:23,960 No, no, it's a macaron and a doughnut. 289 00:10:25,480 --> 00:10:26,800 That makes more sense. 290 00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:28,680 Yeah. Sorry... 291 00:10:28,680 --> 00:10:31,560 I do need to concentrate, so if you could just... 292 00:10:31,560 --> 00:10:33,040 Thank you. 293 00:10:33,040 --> 00:10:35,840 LAUGHTER AND CHATTER OUTSIDE 294 00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:37,360 All right, love! Hello, how are you?! 295 00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:39,960 This is my new furbaby! Fi! 296 00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:41,200 Hello! 297 00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:43,720 Oh, my God! That's my good friend Fi. 298 00:10:43,720 --> 00:10:45,880 You know Della Fry, the chef? That's her wife. 299 00:10:45,880 --> 00:10:47,200 She's a lesbian. 300 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:49,160 Fi! You coming for a coffee? 301 00:10:49,160 --> 00:10:50,320 Hey, Mands. 302 00:10:50,320 --> 00:10:52,760 I was just about to go and meet my, er, dog walking pals... 303 00:10:52,760 --> 00:10:54,240 Get in here! Come on. 304 00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:56,880 You've got to try one of these insane matchas. 305 00:10:56,880 --> 00:10:58,520 BOBBY WHINES Oh, my goodness, Bobby! Er... 306 00:10:58,520 --> 00:10:59,840 Welcome! 307 00:10:59,840 --> 00:11:02,800 Oh, my God! Yeah! I know! It's great, isn't it? Yeah. 308 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:04,240 No, I'm really pleased with it. 309 00:11:04,240 --> 00:11:05,720 Oh, yeah! Now, Fi. Yep? 310 00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:07,920 Let me get a shot of you for the 'gram with a macaronut. 311 00:11:07,920 --> 00:11:10,240 Yeah. Oh, a macaroni doughnut? 312 00:11:10,240 --> 00:11:12,680 No, it's a macaron and a doughnut, Fi. 313 00:11:12,680 --> 00:11:14,800 Oh! Obviously. FI LAUGHS 314 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:16,240 That's OK. 315 00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:17,280 Oops, sorry! 316 00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:18,920 Yeah, here we go. 317 00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:20,760 Really? That face? 318 00:11:20,760 --> 00:11:22,920 Yeah. OK, no, no, it's fun. CAMERA SHUTTER 319 00:11:22,920 --> 00:11:24,160 Oh, yes! 320 00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:26,840 Right. I'm just going to upload that to the socials... 321 00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:28,280 ANNE: Hello! 322 00:11:28,280 --> 00:11:31,480 I thought I'd do a quick video about how I care for my peace lily. 323 00:11:31,480 --> 00:11:33,080 That sounds just like Anne. 324 00:11:33,080 --> 00:11:34,720 It is Anne. That's her wedding ring. 325 00:11:34,720 --> 00:11:37,360 ..doing well... And I'm sure that's her bedroom. 326 00:11:37,360 --> 00:11:40,640 First every day I check for dry dead leaves. What's going on? 327 00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:42,480 Oh, my God, is this the Irish lady with the plants? 328 00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:44,840 I mean, good for her for having a go, but... 329 00:11:44,840 --> 00:11:47,560 ..please, Anne, come on - LEAVE it to the professionals. 330 00:11:47,560 --> 00:11:48,720 SHE LAUGHS 331 00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:50,040 That's so embarrassing. 332 00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:52,480 This one's got over a million views! 333 00:11:52,480 --> 00:11:53,680 Yeah, right. 334 00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:55,320 No, it does. It's over a million. 335 00:11:55,320 --> 00:11:56,960 What? Yeah. 336 00:11:56,960 --> 00:11:58,600 People love her. 337 00:11:58,600 --> 00:12:00,160 How's that got a million views? 338 00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:02,160 It's just some little fat hands and a plant. 339 00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:05,080 Has she done any more? Yeah, look - this one. 340 00:12:05,080 --> 00:12:08,360 It's got over four mil - and she only posted it last night. 341 00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:09,760 Wow! 342 00:12:09,760 --> 00:12:12,960 Anne's the new "Charlie bit my finger"! 343 00:12:12,960 --> 00:12:14,720 That's crazy! 344 00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:18,640 Oh, God, Bobby. 345 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:23,240 Right, let's get this thing built. 346 00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:25,000 So, you just grip it at the end, 347 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:27,320 and give it a nice controlled swing like so. 348 00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:29,320 Coo-ee! It's only me. 349 00:12:29,320 --> 00:12:30,480 Oh, God. 350 00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:31,720 Georgie let me in. 351 00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:33,640 You left this little box of bits behind, 352 00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:35,480 and I thought it might be important. 353 00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:39,320 You really didn't have to come all this way, you know, Felicity. 354 00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:41,320 Just checking in on my favourite workmen. 355 00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:43,520 As you were. 356 00:12:43,520 --> 00:12:45,120 Ah! There we are. 357 00:12:45,120 --> 00:12:46,960 All right, er, so, remember, Ned, 358 00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:49,640 you hold the hammer at the bottom of the handle, 359 00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:51,920 and you just let gravity do the work. 360 00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:53,280 Oi, JJ - is that a nail gun? 361 00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:54,560 Er, yeah. 362 00:12:54,560 --> 00:12:57,440 I saw it in Screwfix, so I thought, "Treat yourself." 363 00:12:57,440 --> 00:12:59,880 We have very different definitions of "treats". 364 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:02,000 Can I have a go? No! Come on! 365 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,880 What? This is what woodwork is all about. This. 366 00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:07,120 Not these fancy guns and tools. 367 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,280 Sorry. All right - concentrate. 368 00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:10,600 OK, here we go. 369 00:13:11,680 --> 00:13:13,360 NAIL GUN PUMPS 370 00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:16,800 BANG Argh! 371 00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:18,360 Ooh! Are you OK, mate? 372 00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:19,800 I've got a first aid kit in the car. 373 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:20,960 No, I'm all right. 374 00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:22,960 OK. Just need to not breathe for a bit. 375 00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:30,720 Amanda! Hey, Anne. 376 00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:31,840 Are you OK? 377 00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:35,160 Yeah, I just feel like we haven't connected in ages, 378 00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:36,720 and I was just passing. 379 00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:37,800 I'm just putting the twins to bed. 380 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:40,040 Oh, that's OK. Just stick 'em in front of a Bluey. 381 00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:43,080 The cartoon. The cartoon... 382 00:13:44,680 --> 00:13:46,320 Oh, God. 383 00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:49,280 Really sweet and shabby... Yeah. ..and grubby and... 384 00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:50,840 Oh! 385 00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:51,880 SHE LAUGHS 386 00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:55,520 I know bed times are hard, Anne, but that's a bit drastic! 387 00:13:55,520 --> 00:13:56,800 SHE LAUGHS 388 00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:59,080 I just got sent it out of the blue by some company. 389 00:13:59,080 --> 00:14:01,080 They make their own cucumber and aloe gin. 390 00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:02,600 Sounds like a shower gel. 391 00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:04,080 Why are they sending it to you? 392 00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:06,160 Oh, well, they saw an Insta film I made 393 00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:09,320 about an aloe plant that I rescued from the clearance shelf in BandQ, 394 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:10,960 and, er, they thought I'd like it. 395 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:12,920 SCOFFS: That's just stupid. 396 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:15,280 I-Is that not that how Senuous works? 397 00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:18,040 Like that time you got sent, er, four boxes of mouthwash? 398 00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:20,280 No, that's totally different, Anne. Oh. 399 00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:21,720 Now, listen, 400 00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:25,080 I've been working as an influencer for quite some time now 401 00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:26,760 and do you know what I don't have? 402 00:14:26,760 --> 00:14:28,560 Followers? No, Anne. 403 00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:29,720 A mentee. 404 00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:31,560 I'm a mentor without a mentee, 405 00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:34,360 and I think you might just be that mentee, for me. 406 00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:35,760 Oh, um... 407 00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:38,320 Now, you've got to undo all those bad habits you've picked up. 408 00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:39,920 Back to basics. 409 00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:42,440 Make-up. Oh, but it's only my hands that are in shot. 410 00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:44,160 I usually do my posts first thing, 411 00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:46,720 so, most of the time I'm just straight out of the shower...! 412 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:49,000 Anne, creating content isn't just a hobby - 413 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,400 it's a way of life. Mm, mm. OK? 414 00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:53,840 I think you need to be a bit more respectful of my culture. 415 00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:55,800 Um... 416 00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:58,080 My apologies to your people. 417 00:14:58,080 --> 00:14:59,720 Mm-hm. Yeah. Yeah. 418 00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:01,160 Come on! 419 00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:05,360 VIDEO: I just love plants. 420 00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:07,840 Nature really gets me in the feels, you know? 421 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:10,200 Yes, you can't beat a bit of green fingering. 422 00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:11,400 Watch this. 423 00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:13,400 And just to add, if you're vibing with this, 424 00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:15,920 then like and subscribe to Senuous for more inspiring content. 425 00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:20,120 Oh, wow! Meghan Markle eat your heart out. 426 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:21,400 You think? So good. 427 00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:24,520 It's so good! It's quite a departure from my usual posts. 428 00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:27,360 Anne, this will have boosted your viewing figures no end. 429 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:31,440 Well, um, according to the analytics they've actually dropped off a bit. 430 00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:32,920 Let me see. 431 00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:37,040 That's about 70,000 less than my previous three posts. 432 00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:38,880 Oh, well. Anne, that's just numbers. 433 00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:40,680 Rome wasn't built in a day. 434 00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:42,720 OK. That's the problem with the new gen of influencers. 435 00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:44,280 They expect overnight success. 436 00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:46,960 Mmm. I think you should just go back to doing that, Anne, love. 437 00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:49,200 Honestly. No offence, Mands. 438 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:52,600 Abigail, with the greatest respect, this is my forte, 439 00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:55,240 and I'm imparting my extensive expertise for free 440 00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:57,280 to my friend who's struggling. 441 00:15:57,280 --> 00:16:00,720 So, you just stick to the... 442 00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:02,320 Running a food bank. 443 00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:06,320 Please stop virtue-signalling. It's just... 444 00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:07,680 SHE LAUGHS 445 00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:09,120 I gave you guys �3,000, 446 00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:11,720 you don't hear me shoehorning it into every conversation. 447 00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:19,160 She literally gave me a seven-foot cheque. 448 00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:28,960 Oh! Jeez Louise, it's cold out there. 449 00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:31,560 It's all right for you. You ain't got to go out in bleedin' shorts. 450 00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:32,880 Should've brought my thermals. 451 00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:34,600 Oh, God, Bobby. 452 00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:36,400 Ugh! PHONE VIBRATES 453 00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:39,800 Ugh... Is your mum all right, Amanda? 454 00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:41,040 Yeah, she's fine. 455 00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:42,680 I mean, she never really got over John Lewis 456 00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:45,880 reducing their loyalty points, but otherwise she's all right. 457 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,360 She's constantly in my garden. 458 00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:48,440 My garden. 459 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:49,840 Do you think she might be a bit lonely? 460 00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:52,280 Lonely? My mother? Yeah. 461 00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:54,280 SCOFFS: Please. 462 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:56,400 She should get a dog if she's lonely. 463 00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:59,320 No, Fi! I was lonely without Dells, then I got a dog, 464 00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:03,280 and I met loads of new dog-walking pals, and I'm no longer lonely. 465 00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:05,440 Fi, that makes you sound really lonely. 466 00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:08,480 Guys, my mother's not lonely. 467 00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:10,800 Honestly, she's got a more active social life than I do. 468 00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:13,800 She's basically brunching her way through my inheritance. 469 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,440 Don't you worry about her. 470 00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:17,680 Then why is she currently sat on my front step 471 00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:20,320 waiting for me to let her in like a stray cat? 472 00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:22,320 It's freezing out there. 473 00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:23,960 Fine. I'll have a word. 474 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,720 Thank you. 475 00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:28,120 Oh, look, it's Pippa's mummy! 476 00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:31,160 Maggie! Look who I'm with! 477 00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:34,520 Who's this? She is a massive, massive fan of yours. 478 00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:37,160 Oh! Yeah! Come and look at this. 479 00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:39,320 Come on, Pippa! Here we go. 480 00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:41,360 Are you the lady from Insta? 481 00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:43,640 Guilty as charged. THEY LAUGH 482 00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:47,960 My fiddle-leaf tree has never looked so healthy. 483 00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:49,600 I love your accent, by the way. 484 00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:50,800 Oh, thank you. 485 00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:52,880 Oh, wait, wait, we have to Facetime my friend Sarah. 486 00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:54,720 She loves you too! Yeah! 487 00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:56,480 You're a proper celeb now, Anne! CALL CONNECTING 488 00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:59,040 Hi - you're not going to believe who I'm with! 489 00:17:59,040 --> 00:18:00,960 SARAH: Oh, my God! Is that who I think it is?! 490 00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:02,480 Fi, what is going on with your dog? 491 00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:05,240 Every time it sees me it does that. 492 00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:06,840 You think? Yes. 493 00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:08,560 Your dog clearly fancies me. 494 00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:09,880 But it might be worms, Mand. 495 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,320 It's not worms, Fi. 496 00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:13,200 I've seen this before. 497 00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:16,520 Albeit on human men, but it's definitely a thing. 498 00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:19,000 SARAH: Oh, my God, can you say begonia? "Bergonia". 499 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,080 MAGGIE SQUEALS 500 00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:26,400 Hey, girl! 501 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:28,520 Busy today, I see. Hmm. 502 00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:30,040 My posts must be kicking in. 503 00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:31,720 I'll get the usual. Sure. 504 00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:35,440 And...an almond croissant. 505 00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:37,360 I shouldn't-couldn't-wouldn't, but... 506 00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:39,520 You know what? I'll actually get a couple of extra for the kids. 507 00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:41,400 Sure. Just while I've got you, 508 00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:42,680 did you want to settle up your tab? 509 00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:44,720 I just thought, cos it's coming up towards the end of the week... 510 00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:46,000 AMANDA LAUGHS 511 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,680 That's good. A tab. 512 00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:49,480 SHE SCOFFS 513 00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:51,160 RECEIPT PRINTS Oh you're not joking. 514 00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:54,080 There you go. 515 00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:56,320 This is �270. 516 00:18:56,320 --> 00:18:58,960 Hmm? You said my drinks were gratis. 517 00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:00,760 I said the first coffee was gratis. 518 00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:04,000 AMANDA: Yeah, "gratissss". 519 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,760 Ssss. Plural. 520 00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:09,800 You can see why I thought it was more than one. 521 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,480 Er, not really. 522 00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:13,560 It is the plural of the Latin word "gratia", 523 00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:16,240 but in English it functions in an invariable form. 524 00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:17,880 Don't patronise me, sweetheart. 525 00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:19,840 I'm not - I did a classics degree. 526 00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:23,000 You want to talk Latin, let's talk Latin, OK? 527 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,120 Prid quo pro, Ellie. 528 00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:28,280 I have been doing a lot of work for you on the socials. 529 00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:30,280 Do you have any idea how much word of mouth 530 00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:32,280 I've generated for you, my love? 531 00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:36,240 Well, clearly not enough, because you're our only customer. Oh! 532 00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:38,520 Low blow, Ellie. Low blow. 533 00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:40,000 No need to make this personal. 534 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:41,720 It's the opposite of making it personal, Amanda. 535 00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:43,000 I'm trying to run a business. 536 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,640 Well, maybe if you didn't charge �4.50 for a coffee 537 00:19:45,640 --> 00:19:47,960 with a vagina on top. It's a coffee bean. 538 00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:51,600 That's for today's drink, and you're not getting a penny more. 539 00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:53,920 And I'm taking a scone, gratia. 540 00:19:57,120 --> 00:19:58,800 That's going on your tab! 541 00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:04,240 All right, so the secret is to tidy as you go. 542 00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:05,720 So, grab the broom. 543 00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:06,960 That's going to take ages. 544 00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:08,080 Thank you, Felicity. 545 00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:09,960 If you could just leave us to it. 546 00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:11,320 There you are! 547 00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:12,480 Oh, look - Amanda's home. 548 00:20:12,480 --> 00:20:14,400 Maybe you want to hang out in her flat, Felicity. 549 00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:15,840 No, I'm fine. 550 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:18,400 Er...! You are not going to believe what just happened to me. 551 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:20,560 Did someone just guess your real age? No, Mal. 552 00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:22,080 The woman in Vantablack Coffee - 553 00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:25,960 she just asked me to pay for every single item I've consumed this week. 554 00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:27,920 Only you would be shocked by that. 555 00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:30,040 Well, there's no such thing as a free lunch, darling. 556 00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:31,680 There's no such thing as a free shed. 557 00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:33,240 Do you know what? Forget it. 558 00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:36,400 Er, Amanda? Can you, erm...? 559 00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:38,800 Not now, Mal. I am enraged. 560 00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:41,400 WHIRRING 561 00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:45,440 Yo, JJ! That looks way more fun! 562 00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:46,480 Let me have a go. 563 00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:48,080 You know what? 564 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,520 I give up. 565 00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:51,360 I don't know why I bother. 566 00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:53,320 Is he...? Is he all right? 567 00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:57,280 Mal, you in here? 568 00:20:57,280 --> 00:20:58,680 You all right, mate? 569 00:20:58,680 --> 00:21:00,000 Yeah, I'm fine. 570 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,480 Cool, it's just... 571 00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:03,240 ..that's a lot of sriracha. 572 00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:06,480 HE SIGHS 573 00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:08,240 I know it's stupid, 574 00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:10,560 but all of those lessons my dad taught me, 575 00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:13,080 like how to chisel and use a screwdriver - 576 00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:15,200 kids these days just don't need to know that. 577 00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:17,520 Like using an A to Z or the Yellow Pages. 578 00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:20,400 It's just...useless information. 579 00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:21,960 You're spending time with him, 580 00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:24,040 showing him how to solve problems. 581 00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:26,400 My dad spent years teaching me how to code. 582 00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:28,440 Nobody needs to learn how to code any more. 583 00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:30,800 AI can do it in, like, a nanosecond. 584 00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:34,680 Hmm. But I'm still glad I spent time with him. Yeah? 585 00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:39,880 Yeah, I should probably apologise to him, eh? Yeah. 586 00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:41,880 And then, um... 587 00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:43,760 ..do you want to have a go on my nail gun? 588 00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:44,800 Fuck yeah. 589 00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:46,120 JJ LAUGHS 590 00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:49,960 Mm... 591 00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:51,680 Oh, OK, let me get some water... 592 00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:54,600 It's burning! Agh, it's burning. Mm! 593 00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:12,160 Hi, Amanda. What's this? 594 00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:15,320 Sorry, but you gave me no choice but to name and shame. 595 00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:17,440 That's illegal. Do you know what else is illegal? 596 00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:18,640 Not paying your bill. 597 00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:19,920 Take it down. 598 00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:21,240 No. Not until you've paid. 599 00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:22,800 Ellie, are you...?! 600 00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:25,440 It is �270! 601 00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:27,480 Amanda, you're lucky I haven't gone to the police. 602 00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:28,840 You're lucky I haven't called my lawyer. 603 00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:29,920 Do you even have a lawyer? 604 00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:31,240 Yes, I do have a lawyer, Ellie, actually, 605 00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:33,240 and I'm going to call them right now. 606 00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:42,040 Yeah. Hi. It's Amanda Hughes, 607 00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:44,440 and I'd like to speak to my solicitor, please. 608 00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:47,280 They're putting me through. 609 00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:48,560 Last chance, Ellie. 610 00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:49,680 No. 611 00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:53,120 Yeah. Hi. It's Amanda, 612 00:22:53,120 --> 00:22:54,880 and I... PHONE VIBRATES 613 00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:57,720 He got cut off, he's calling me back. 614 00:22:57,720 --> 00:22:59,400 I can see the caller ID. It's your mum. 615 00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:01,200 Yes. 616 00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:02,520 She's my lawyer. 617 00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:04,080 No, she's not. 618 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,080 I can't actually afford to pay you right now. 619 00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:13,560 How are you going to settle this bill, then? 620 00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:19,040 And...action. 621 00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:21,040 Whenever I'm in SoHa, 622 00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:25,840 I like to enjoy a coffee from Vantablack Coffee. 623 00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:27,400 And...cut. 624 00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:28,600 Great. 625 00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:30,240 OK? Yeah. 626 00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:32,840 Right. I'm just going to post this on your Insta, Anne. 627 00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:34,920 Why is there a willy and balls on my coffee? 628 00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:36,160 It's not. 629 00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:37,520 It's a shamrock. 630 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:50,200 Ah, Ned! 631 00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:52,880 Backgammon? Chess? Cards? 632 00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:54,720 I could make it interesting. 633 00:23:57,760 --> 00:23:59,600 Amanda? Hmm? Play it cool. 634 00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:00,960 Your boyfriend's just walked in. 635 00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:02,160 Where? 636 00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:04,360 ABS LAUGHS 637 00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:05,880 Please don't make light of it, Abigail. 638 00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:07,440 I actually feel quite violated. 639 00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:09,080 Hey, good news! Hi! 640 00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:11,400 The vet's had a look at Bob's bits'n'bobs... Right. 641 00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:13,640 ..and it turns out he was obsessed with his privates 642 00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:15,720 because he needed his glands drained. 643 00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:17,440 So, you are off the hook. 644 00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:20,920 Oh, Mands. I'm sorry Bobby doesn't fancy you. 645 00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:22,640 SCOFFS: Yeah, that's great news, 646 00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:25,360 cos frankly, it was gross, so... 647 00:24:25,360 --> 00:24:26,720 I'm glad! THEY LAUGH 648 00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:27,840 Good! Phew! 649 00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:29,480 You OK, Anne? You all right? 650 00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:30,600 Hi. 651 00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:31,680 What's wrong? 652 00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:33,440 I've had no end of grief since that Vantablack post. 653 00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:36,200 Everyone is accusing me of being a Judas and a sell-out. 654 00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:37,240 That's ridiculous. 655 00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:39,240 How do they expect internet artistes to make money? 656 00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:40,640 Look at the comments. 657 00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:42,560 "We came here for plant pot hacks, 658 00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:44,880 "and now she's trying to peddle us expensive coffee". 659 00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:48,400 Well... And apparently I am "all that is wrong with society", Amanda. 660 00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:50,280 Haters gonna hate, Anne. 661 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:52,600 Y'know? Yeah, well, I don't want to be hated. 662 00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:55,200 So, I've gone back to my hands, my voice, and my pot plants. 663 00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:56,560 OK, Anne. 664 00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:58,600 I should've never have messed with the formula. 665 00:24:58,600 --> 00:24:59,720 Mum! 666 00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:01,040 How could you? What? 667 00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:02,920 After all those talks of online safety, 668 00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:05,200 and you go and flash the entire internet. 669 00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:08,080 What are you talking about? That's just a Christmas cactus. 670 00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:09,120 No, Mum. 671 00:25:09,120 --> 00:25:10,840 Look at the pot! 672 00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:13,120 Hmm? Oh, my God! 673 00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:14,400 See - exactly. 674 00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:16,200 You were worried about some fake bumhole 675 00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:17,880 and now everyone in the world has seen my mum's tits! 676 00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:19,880 FI GASPS Oh, shit. 677 00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:22,880 Symmetrical. 678 00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:24,120 Good for you, Anne. 679 00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:31,840 Yo, Ned. 680 00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:33,400 You all right, Dad? Yeah. 681 00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:34,960 You want to go and hang out in the shed? 682 00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:38,200 I mean, I would, but it's infested with old ladies. 683 00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:43,360 MUFFLED CHATTER 684 00:25:43,360 --> 00:25:45,080 All right - I'll go and have a word. 685 00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:48,240 You know what? I think Felicity needs the shed more than I do. 686 00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:49,360 Yeah. 687 00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:53,560 All right, fine. You can have my room. 688 00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:55,280 Yeah! 689 00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:59,280 Thank you, Dad. I love you so much! Yeah, I love you too. 690 00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:00,880 Cheers! Cheers! Cheers! 691 00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:04,120 Oh, it's so nice to be somewhere where the drinks are actually free. 692 00:26:04,120 --> 00:26:06,920 Mm. Mummy, you know if you're ever lonely, you just have to say. 693 00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:08,760 Why would you ever think I'd be lonely? 694 00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:09,800 SHE LAUGHS 695 00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:10,880 Mm. 696 00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:12,520 Dammit! What's up, Anne? 697 00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:13,600 Oh, God! 698 00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:16,240 They've only gone and cancelled my appearance on Alan Titchmarsh. 699 00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:18,680 Oh, Anne. Yeah. 700 00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:20,600 I wish I'd never gone on that feckin' Insta. 701 00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:22,720 Hey, all publicity's good publicity. 702 00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:24,480 Tell that to Prince Andrew. 703 00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:26,760 Right. Can we all do a selfie? 704 00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:28,320 The Summer House Gang? 705 00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:31,360 Yes! Oh, Mummy! Sweet, yes. 706 00:26:31,360 --> 00:26:34,000 OK, where is it, where is it? OK, just a second. 707 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:35,120 OK. 708 00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:36,840 Anne, your tit's out again. Oh, God! 709 00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:38,760 I'm joking, Anne! I'm joking. 710 00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:40,000 CAMERA SHUTTER 711 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:41,160 ALL: Ooh! 712 00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:42,560 Oh, look at me! That's fantastic! 713 00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:43,680 I just need some more ice. 714 00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:47,200 Will you watch Bobby for me? Yep. Thanks. 715 00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:48,400 BOBBY WHINES 716 00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:50,480 All right, Bobby? 717 00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:52,280 Ugh! 718 00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:54,120 You little perv. 719 00:26:57,440 --> 00:26:59,080 Still got it. 720 00:26:59,130 --> 00:27:03,680 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0